Our Scottiedogs, December 14th . . . (posted for the 25th)

Fat Santa rides a red firetruck
outside our house; and with his bark that bites
our Hutton festively shouts, "WTF?"
Loud sirens and red-flashing lights!
These village Christmas sounds and sights!
Sing carols! Santa rides a red firetruck!
Our Callie joins the chorus: "WTF!"